Funny Journal Content

1. A candidate for the funniest journal title/paper graphic…
Here’s a cute paper: rolling a single molecular at the atomic scale. The authors look at C₄₄H₂₄, a molecule possessing two triptyene ‘wheels’ (with three ‘paddles’, each) and thus two intramolecular degrees of freedom when adsorbed on a metal surface (the independent rotation of each wheel), and push it along with an STM tip. Interestingly, the STM current is a good indicater of what kind of motion the molecule is undergoing (’rolling’ versus ‘hopping’). What I find most amusing is that the molecule was previously used to construct a ‘molecular wheelbarrow’, a result which was published in Tetrahedron Letters - probably the funniest journal title I’ve come across - and includes the following priceless graphic:

2. Can a biologist fix a radio? Or, what one scientist learned while studying apoptosis
Speaking of funny papers, this paper by Yuri Lazebnick (via Structure+Strangeness) is great. Here’s an excerpt, dealing with the question of how would a biologist fix a radio, knowing only that it is a box meant to play music?

How would we begin? First, we would secure funds to obtain a large supply of identical functioning radios in order to dissect and compare them to the one that is broken. We would eventually find how to open the radios and will find objects of various shape, color, and size. We would describe and classify them into families according to their appearance. We would describe a family of square metal objects, a family of round brightly colored objects with two legs, round-shaped objects with three legs and so on. Because the objects would vary in color, we will investigate whether changing the colors affects the radio’s performance. Although changing the colors would have only attenuating effects (the music is still playing but a trained ear of some people can discern some distortion), this approach will produce many publications and result in a lively debate.

3. Formation of a nematic fluid at high fields in Sr₃Ru₂O₇:
I had quite a lengthy post on electronic liquid crystals in 2-dimensional electron gases (e.g. GaAs/AlGaAs heterostructures) a while back, and briefly noted that:

Scientists in Europe have measured a large magnetoresistive anisotropy in the correlated electron oxide strontium ruthenate (Sr₃Ru₂O₇) near the ‘metamagnetic quantum critical point’, indicating the formation of a new quantum nematic phase. This is strikingly similar to the tranport anisotropy in 2DEGs I’ve been talking about… in particular, both show strong sensitivity to disorder - and the authors claim that the formation of this phase is tuned by the divergence in the quasiparticle effective mass near this critical point. One can only wonder what other kinds of systems could yield such behavior as well.

This European work is now one of the feature papers for the online Journal Club for Condensed Matter Physics, with a far more in-depth (yet very readable) commentary by Catherine Kallin of McMaster University in Canada.

Pseudo-book review: Edward Tufte

(from ‘The Visual Display of Quantitative Information’, Edward Tufte)

Perhaps best known in some circles for his scathing critique of Microsoft Powerpoint, Edward Tufte is the Leonardo da Vinci of data, as the New York Times put it, and his self-published books (the newly released Beautiful Evidence or the all-time classic The Visual Display of Quantitative Information) are quite elegant.

Tufte isn’t just about making things look pretty - the epilogue of the latter book (excerpted above) says it best: “what is to be sought in designs for the display of information is the clear portrayal of complexity… that is, the revelation of the complex.” There are more books, too, but those are the two that I came across recently, and the thing is, he really means it. This man is in the business of taking data, getting rid of everything extraneous, superfluous, and distracting, presenting it in the most honest and unassuming form possible, and doing it in as accessible and user-friendly a way as possible. And you know what? Among other things, this is the business of science, too - to take good data, and force it reveal its secrets. Although Tufte comes from a social sciences background, I think his work is invaluable to any experimentalist, at the very least.

Bayesian Humor

I was googling Bayes’ Theorem, loosely motivated by this post (think Bayesian spam filtering) and came across this website. Here are some excerpts:

Your friends and colleagues are talking about something called “Bayes’ Theorem” or “Bayes’ Rule”, or something called Bayesian reasoning. They sound really enthusiastic about it, too, so you google and find a webpage about Bayes’ Theorem and…

It’s this equation. That’s all. Just one equation. The page you found gives a definition of it, but it doesn’t say what it is, or why it’s useful, or why your friends would be interested in it. It looks like this random statistics thing.

So you came here. Maybe you don’t understand what the equation says. Maybe you understand it in theory, but every time you try to apply it in practice you get mixed up trying to remember the difference between p(a|x) and p(x|a), and whether p(a)*p(x|a) belongs in the numerator or the denominator. Maybe you see the theorem, and you understand the theorem, and you can use the theorem, but you can’t understand why your friends and/or research colleagues seem to think it’s the secret of the universe. Maybe your friends are all wearing Bayes’ Theorem T-shirts, and you’re feeling left out. Maybe you’re a girl looking for a boyfriend, but the boy you’re interested in refuses to date anyone who “isn’t Bayesian”. What matters is that Bayes is cool, and if you don’t know Bayes, you aren’t cool.

or this fabulous Q&A:

Q. What is the Bayesian Conspiracy?
A. The Bayesian Conspiracy is a multinational, interdisciplinary, and shadowy group of scientists that controls publication, grants, tenure, and the illicit traffic in grad students. The best way to be accepted into the Bayesian Conspiracy is to join the Campus Crusade for Bayes in high school or college, and gradually work your way up to the inner circles. It is rumored that at the upper levels of the Bayesian Conspiracy exist nine silent figures known only as the Bayes Council.